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It was a close-cut race this week, with a decider only being broken by a last-minute set of results coming through.
I’m pleased to announce that this week’s Post of the Week goes to PC Bloggs with “Treading Water. (Nominated by Zinnia Cyclamen)
Our Judges said:
“If nothing else, this should go to illustrate why hoax 999 calls are a bad thing - you never know what else is going on at the same time”
The next Post Of The Week will be announced on Sunday evening.
Please note that nominations for next week cannot be accepted until then.
If YOU would like to vote on this week’s shortlist and be part of the decision making for the Post of the Week this week, please pick your 5 favourite posts from the list and award them 5 points for the favourite, down to 1 for the 5th favourite and mail your votes to peacharse@yahoo.com no later than 6pm on Sunday night.
i wouldn’t know what to to do with a man’s love if it was given to me. one shouldn’t waste their time with me in my bed, my bathtub, my hands. you must be trying to trick me if you’re interested. waiting to ask me to the dance to pour pigs blood all over my dress.
The first two bulbs are swapped out easily enough – and I’m impressed the guy can do this one-handed given that his other hand is pinching hold of a ledge while his legs straddle a 12ft drop. The third and final bulb requires a manoeuvre that even Peter Parker would baulk at but Mr Sparks manages it. He must be clinging on with his teeth at this point I swear.
The force of reality thrusting its dick into my spine, won’t stop me writing what I have to say, specially in the comfort and perceived safety of my middlebrow dwelling in my western-civilised, policed, high-walled, barbed wire cell. Whether or not it’s true. Whether or not you believe me. This world is fucked. You are fucking it. I fucked it and now you’re gorging on my sloppy seconds.
Every time you write something I will print it out and show it to all my friends. We will sit in a pub and laugh at it. We will make notes on it in coloured pens. Everything we write will be instructions on how to make it better. We will send you back the pages. You won’t be able to read our writing. You will need to implement all the suggestions into future drafts, even when they are contradictory.
I don’t like businesses that make me stand in line for an hour or so just because they haven’t got enough staff to deal with the amount of customers that they already know are going to appear at their check-in desk at a given time, its not like its a surprise that 200 people will want to be served two hours before a specific flight is it
“Your teeth are not good”, says the dentist. “Every time English people come here I think, surely one will have good teeth! But no, all of you have terrible teeth. Do your dentists actually go to dental school?”.
After he stabs her, he’s going to stab his son, then his daughter. And then he’s going to kill the first cop who comes through the door. At the moment, that’s likely to be me.
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Fair enough, this job’s unpredictable. You never know what’s coming down the road, what the radio holds for you.
But there are certain calls that you can apply a blueprint to, an overlay that the job fits into on the majority of occasions.
Like drunks.
Our winning post was nominated by Karen. This week’s shortlister was Peach, and the judges were Anna (representing the Hall of Fame), Jessica, Mike and Sarah R.
Unsolicited Plug Time! If you enjoy Post of the Week, then you’ll most certainly enjoy You’re Not The Only One: Intimate Stories From The Internet - a compendium of personal blog writing in paperback form, which is raising money for the War Child charity. You can buy the book here, and you can read more about it here.
