If YOU would like to vote on this week’s shortlist and be part of the decision making process, please award 5 points for your favourite post, down to 1 point for your least favourite post, and mail your votes to peacharse@yahoo.com no later than 6pm on Sunday night.

1. 123 I Love You: Deep-Fried Genocide and Vacuum-Sealed Penis.
(nominated by peach)

“I tried to explain to him about the impermanence of this world – about how everything, really, is a sandcastle waiting to be stepped on by the heedless foot of Time, but that’s when he tried to bite my calf, so I ran shrieking into the all-forgiving sea.”

2. Liebfraumilch and Lipstick: Part 1. Liebfraumilch and Lipstick.
(nominated by Zinnia Cyclamen)

“When Rob drove down the road and wound down the window - demanding I stopped being so fucking stupid and just got in the god-damned car - I gave him the middle finger. Fortunately he went back home. Not because I didn’t want him to pursue me, but because he’d been drinking. We both had.”

3. meish dot org: BREAKING THE NEWS.
(nominated by Mike)

“When we got together, it was fun. The medium was young and we were playful; trading confidences and sharing snapshots of experience with our social groups via the constraint of 140 characters.”

4. Spiral Skies: Of Being a Bit Bitchy.
(nominated by Zinnia Cyclamen, who points out that the comments MUST BE READ).

“The music was pumping as the posse of pensioners body-popped through gritted dentures to Steps and the Macarena. Cheggers appeared just in time to count down excitedly to the 10am opening.”

5. Todger Talk: ‘Mr Sex’: a load of balls.
(nominated by bob)

“Is it just me, or are the fathers who are the most overtly protective of their daughters usually the biggest shitbags on the planet?”

The next Post Of The Week will be announced on Sunday evening.
Please note that nominations for next week cannot be accepted until then.