The next Post Of The Week will be announced on Sunday evening.
Please note that nominations for next week cannot be accepted until then.

If you - yes, YOU - would like to vote on this week’s shortlist, then please mail peacharse@yahoo.com by 6pm UK time on Sunday evening with a list of your favourite five posts (no more, no less), starting with your favourite and working down.

1. Cheer Up Alan Shearer: Dennis Viollet for Manchester United (v Red Star Belgrade), 5 February 1958.

I have twice approached the club to offer this half century old item for loan and display in the museum but both times the club have shown absolutely no interest.

2. Down In Me: Silent transgressions.

You dispense with my humanity under the pretense of assistance, infringing on my every quivering cell.

3. Planet Me: Let’s Talk About Sex Baby!

As a divorcee, I can assure you that the reasons some men are commitment-phobic are plain and simple common sense.

4. Smaller Than Life: It Might As Well Rain Until September.

From smug to mugs in one fell swoop.

5. That’s the way life is…: Salt Water.

It is after the third car wreck that I have come to terms with the fact that this is permanent and degenerative.

6. William B. Swygart: All I wanted was you to take me out…

This should not soundtrack bank adverts, but I’ve this awful, awful feeling that’s exactly what’s going to happen.

7. Woman of experience: F*****g V********’s D*y.

But you’ve been nagging him since Christmas you stupid shitforbrains. He had no choice.