A bit of education this week folks and - as its nominator, jonesy, pointed out - not necessarily one for the squeamish…

Todger Talk: The reason I joined this blog

The sex was ace. But she had a strange foreplay technique which involved bending my nob about like an Atari joystick during a particularly intense level of Pac-Man.

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Our judges said:

It seemed wrong to laugh at something so personal and gory - but laugh I did.

I’m not sure there’s any sentence surer to grab my attention (and make me cross my legs) than one that contains the phrase ‘…the day I ejaculated blood’. Once grabbed, my attention was then held by phrases like: ‘Atari joystick’, ‘jelly dildo’, ‘jizzing blood’ and (perhaps most alarmingly of all) ‘teenage girl’s felt tip pen’…. Men have been thinking *with* their todgers for so long, it’s probably about time they did some thinking *about* them for a change, eh?

Anyone who can teach me something and make me laugh at the same time gets my vote.

This week’s judging panel comprised Sarah P on shortlisting duties with judges: Sarah R, SwissToni, asta and you - yes - YOU the voting readership…(if you happened to have spotted the invitation to join in with the weekly voting process).

If you didn’t join in this week - never fear - there’ll be another chance to influence the final result, with details published once the Shortlist is up on Saturday. Keep ‘em peeled.

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